{"id":35,"date":"2007-03-03T17:37:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-04T01:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/03\/im-a-flex-machine-according-to-my-business-card\/"},"modified":"2007-03-03T17:37:31","modified_gmt":"2007-03-04T01:37:31","slug":"im-a-flex-machine-according-to-my-business-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/03\/im-a-flex-machine-according-to-my-business-card\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Flex Machine! (according to my business card)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just made myself the most ridiculous business card ever. I am now officialy a <strong>Flex Machine<\/strong>, James Brown is rolling in his grave. If you&#8217;ve never made yourself a business card, I highly recommend it.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the card design:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image37\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/bcard.jpg?w=696&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Doug McCune business card\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Now you&#8217;re probably thinking to yourself: &#8220;No way, that&#8217;s just a joke, you&#8217;d be insane to actually make that card and give it to anyone.&#8221; You underestimate my ridiculousness.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"image36\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/03\/doug_awesome.jpg?w=696&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"doug_awesome.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So find me at 360Flex and take some of these off my hands. And I openly challenge anyone to show me a more ridiculous Web 2.0 business card. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just made myself the most ridiculous business card ever. I am now officialy a Flex Machine, James Brown is rolling in his grave. If you&#8217;ve never made yourself a business card, I highly recommend it. Here&#8217;s the card design: Now you&#8217;re probably thinking to yourself: &#8220;No way, that&#8217;s just a joke, you&#8217;d be insane [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}