{"id":35,"date":"2007-03-03T17:37:31","date_gmt":"2007-03-04T01:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/03\/im-a-flex-machine-according-to-my-business-card\/"},"modified":"2007-03-03T17:37:31","modified_gmt":"2007-03-04T01:37:31","slug":"im-a-flex-machine-according-to-my-business-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dougmccune.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/03\/im-a-flex-machine-according-to-my-business-card\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a Flex Machine! (according to my business card)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just made myself the most ridiculous business card ever. I am now officialy a <strong>Flex Machine<\/strong>, James Brown is rolling in his grave. 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